Fort Troff Trench Rider

At Fort Troff, butt lickin’ is a daily drill. For that reason, we designed the heavy-duty Trench Rider. For SERIOUS spit shiners. It starts with our super-duty industrial toilet seat that provides SOLID comfort and open-end EZ access. Underneath is a ballistic nylon pillow for the hungry hole muncher. Trench Rider is equipped with 4 height settings. Securely planted on 4 big GRIPPY silicone feet. There’s NO better tactical tool for under-the-belt maneuvers.